Well that didn't work
The original idea for Artemis was the semi-serious idea of making her a life-size chia pet. However, none of us wanted to be responsible for trimming her to maintain her girlish figure. Several brainstorms later we decided moss paint was the best idea ever... not so much. This paste made a lovely home for mold which later turned into a hardened shell we had to crack through and start over. Since moss has no problem growing on just about anything in Seattle, it laughed at our attempt of controlling it. On to plan C.